So, it wasn't the usual market cruise,on this day, people of God, i went to the market with my younger brother, i wish i can describe how large the market here is, its the international market, it is as big as more than a local government, at some point when you loose your whole strength, just take keke to the next buying place, because you will not survive the stress especially if it is a big shopping but because i like to walk and see what is happening at every corner, in case if there is fight or argument, so that i will gist you people, i don't like to be told, i like to tell, you feel me ahbi, lol, so, that was how i carried my newly fattening body oo, inside this market with my brother, now the story in full.my brother's name is Dera.It was a rainy day, like na this kind rain the spoil show, coupled with un-tiled road, so we have to deal the mud inside our international market for Abakaliki oo, the market come big like three local government joined together but we are post to go through the back yard of the market because of the things we want to buy, if you go through the front, you will never agree that a place like the back exists inside the same market, as we continued our journey, keke people can not kuku allow us to see road, those people, very impatient set of people, they don't have limit of where to shook their heads, they like struggle ehhn, hmm, nawa oo, their talk is for another day abeg.That was how Dera said unto me, follow my lead, i know road that is not this busy one, who am i to say otherwise, when at this point all i want to do is to leave this market, anyi wetinye isi (so we shook our head) inside one small space like that, i did not notice the size of the place until i tried passing and this woman's tray of pepper poured but people of God Dera passed before me and nothing happened, hmm, this is one of my definitions of iyanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am, like, who send me work? how did i let this boy lead me astray? i started to pick pepper oo, as e dey hot!! madam said i will go and wash all of them and still pay for damages, ehhhn!! it's not like i did not apologize, me that i am sorry is part of my daily activities, her neighbor tried begging her oo, she was still forming hard guy, just at the thought of me walking out, aunty started screaming onye oshi onye oshi (thief thief) ehe, people and drama, everybody that witnessed what had happened, became surprised, like what is going on, i could not help the situation but laugh, seriously, what for but laslas we thank God for life, i walked away free and she was even asked to pay for embarrassing me, i went home with nearly two thousand Niara pepper, only if you know how expensive pepper is this days, you go know say na better packaging for kitchen be that.you can always talk about your experiences similar to this on the comment section, if you enjoyed this, please like, comment, share and subscribe, your girl NEME.
Most times peopl e go through dark lines, we know nothing of, at this point I am dumbfounded and I really cannot believe my ears listening to this woman’s story as she cried to me, lol, I may be lost because I literally have no clue of what to reply. She met me at a park sitting and waiting for the late coming uncle I booked an appointment with, she was looking really out of place, after she dropped her call, she asked me the church I attended, hmmm, I checked myself out to know where her question was coming from, the last time I checked I was well dressed. I am a Roman Catholic ma’am, she said I should tell her about my church doctrines, which I did so after I was done, she said have you ever heard of a church doctrine that allows you to die out of carelessness, I laughed because I really did not understand what she meant, and like who does that?. I got married to the most beautiful...
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